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PEENDANCE

I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIENDS brihana25 AND jiggawha ON THE TWITTER ABOUT MISHALAND. I REMEMBERED HOW I HAD TO WRITE A PEENDANCE ONCE. THEN I FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER WHICH IS KIND OF IMPRESSIVE CONSIDERING I WROTE IT ON MY OLD COMPUTER.

IT'S ABOUT JARED AND JENSEN STEALING MISHA'S BLACKBERRY.

LOL NO ONE USES BLACKBERRIES ANYMORE, THAT'S HOW OLD THIS PEENDANCE IS.

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The Most Tender Place in my Heart (Sam/Jo, NC-17, 2200 words)

Title: The Most Tender Place in my Heart
Pairing: Sam/Jo
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2200
Warnings: None, really. Explicit sexual content, I guess.
Thanks to: akadougal for the quick beta! Also to my twitter feed for the edifying conversation on the best word to use for "vulva" in porn.
A/N: I'm entirely sure what happened here. I was going for porn and out came all this angst.
*The title is from Neko Case's song, Hold On, Hold On, which is such a Sam song.
*This fic takes place between Seasons 3 & 4, pre-Ruby.
*Written for homo_pink's prompt It was one time but it was everything to me at salt_burn_porn
*AO3.

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srsly fandom wank?

You're mocking spn_gossip? Again?

Not that the gossers aren't eminently mockable, just that it's so easy. I mean, you could literally have a community devoted entirely to mocking the things they say. I'm pretty sure not a day passes wherein the gossers don't behave like gross delusional misogynist asshats. Those asshats are made of tin, btw.

Isn't there anything more interesting going on than the gossers just being themselves?
leviathans in the womb

whatever

I have been reading a lot of Teen Wolf fic. BECAUSE I CAN, shut up. I have a lot of feelings about Stiles, you guys. And Lydia. But I cannot believe how tame this fandom is. This is a show where alphas, betas, and omegas are CANON. Can you imagine what SPN fandom would do with that? But this fandom has gen on its kinkmeme, I just don't know how to take that.

I think several people on my twitter feed are on a mission to bring a lot of kinky shit to this fandom though, and I applaud their efforts. You are heroes to a cause.
leviathans in the womb

meh.

My mood has swung down a little over the past couple weeks, and I am having a hard time rectifying it.

On the surprising side, one of my tumblr posts was on the radar today. In case you've ever wondered what effect that has on a blog, for me it meant ~500 more followers. I'm...a little nervous, actually.